Brady

The inner workings of my mind are an enigma

Break-Up Lines

I don’t even like Demetri Martin, but this is funny.

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Remember, the best seats are the bluuuuue seats!

Remember, the best seats are the bluuuuue seats!

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I was thinking

I shouldn’t let anybody bother me, because fuck them. Why should I let someone else have the power of controlling my feelings. They are mine. I want them you assfuck. So fuck you. Fuck you long and hard like I’m sure you would enjoy it. It’s my life, and I want to get high on it.

Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol

No, I don’t think you did, because I have never been a part of any dating game. Also, why did you include an “@” symbol. This is not twitter. That does not do anything here as far as I know. Your little brother’s roommate sounds like a tool. I don’t know why you would ask me what it is anyway. I have serious doubts of you even being a real person at this point. Honestly, you should be ashamed for asking me this question. For shame.

When you come home to a naked woman waiting for you holding two ferocious jungle cats, that is when you know you have made it. At least that would be my definition of success.

When you come home to a naked woman waiting for you holding two ferocious jungle cats, that is when you know you have made it. At least that would be my definition of success.

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