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He really said this by the way
(Source: z-o-m-b-i-e-s-are-real)
Remember, the best seats are the bluuuuue seats!
(Source: funkielo0ove)
I was thinking
I shouldn’t let anybody bother me, because fuck them. Why should I let someone else have the power of controlling my feelings. They are mine. I want them you assfuck. So fuck you. Fuck you long and hard like I’m sure you would enjoy it. It’s my life, and I want to get high on it.
I hear ya, sista.
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I want the sky to open up…
(Source: clevermonster, via helloshelbypaige)
Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol
No, I don’t think you did, because I have never been a part of any dating game. Also, why did you include an “@” symbol. This is not twitter. That does not do anything here as far as I know. Your little brother’s roommate sounds like a tool. I don’t know why you would ask me what it is anyway. I have serious doubts of you even being a real person at this point. Honestly, you should be ashamed for asking me this question. For shame.
When you come home to a naked woman waiting for you holding two ferocious jungle cats, that is when you know you have made it. At least that would be my definition of success.
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